Just trying to start fun convos with people.
I turn corners in doorways too sharp and end up smacking into the side of the doorway. My father used to say the doorway attacked me
I was just teasing
I fall up stairs...I was visiting my friend in Tennessee last month. She has a multilevel house. The first night as I was bringing my bags downstairs I missed the last step and face planted onto a concrete floor.
Two days later I missed that same step and came down on my arm, shoulder and hip. You'd think I'd learn my lesson but no. I missed that last step 2 more times before I left. I don't know how I managed to miss it 4 times. Just talented I guess
Sounds like my story lolI was visiting my friend in Tennessee last month. She has a multilevel house. The first night as I was bringing my bags downstairs I missed the last step and face planted onto a concrete floor.
Two days later I missed that same step and came down on my arm, shoulder and hip. You'd think I'd learn my lesson but no. I missed that last step 2 more times before I left. I don't know how I managed to miss it 4 times. Just talented I guess
I trip up the stairs too. Stairs just aren’t my thing
Did anyone see you and laugh? No offense but I would’veI fell up a ramp at a movie theater but that's the closest I get to falling up. I'm great at falling down if you ever want some advice
i laugh, unless they get hurt. if they are not hurt, i kick em, then laugh
When I was pregnant with my first son I slid on ice and fell on my back and looked like a turtle trying to get up! My ex just stared at me (he was an ass and still is)
same pregnancy with same ex and as I was getting into his truck during the winter he flipped on the windshield wiper fluid and it went right into my face freezing cold
. and no, i would not have kicked you.
When I look at it NOW I chuckle. Cuz both sucked lol. But then I was livid. Felt disrespected but now it’s funnynone of that is funny. except the turtle thing
Yes a bunch of people saw me and laughed. I was glad it was dark because they couldn't see me clearly and my face was bright red! I wasn't mad though.Did anyone see you and laugh? No offense but I would’ve
Yeah that’s pretty funny! I’ve dropped an entire soda during a movie theater and have it run down the rows
