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Ms. Trixy

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One tiny drop off of a straight pin filled their tank.
 

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They kept flying in circles yelling "we fly we vote" and once there were thousands of them people could finally understand them. They wondered
 

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Why they’d never heard of the squonking fly movement before!
 

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the King Fly if they would all be kind enough to
 

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The King and his army gladly obliged.
 

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Next time something like this happens, they will find us and
 

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After a day like this, me and CountryPami stopped at a nice restaurant for
 

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In a tall glass not a dish. The best part of the whole meal was
 

Rhianne

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A nice cup of Joe. Since the squonking flies want everyone to know that they’re just regular joes. So they...
 

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Brewed up a couple of cups of coffee from the special elephant poop coffee beans. The customers loved it as long as the flys didn't tell them where the coffee beans
 

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came from. Meanwhile, at the store, the manager came to the sales floor. Upon seeing all the turkeys, terrapins, tarantulas, & flies among a floor full of vomit & ruined merchandise, exclaimed,
 

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Came from, since the flies love Fair Trade and Organic Poop beans. But the people found out and started swatting the...
 

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Uproar since the turtles were kinda big for a fly swatter to do anything but
 

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They also just hid in their shells from attacks! The tarantulas on the other hand
 

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Some of the tarantulas started eating the flies which upset the flies. They started blowing fly sized clouds at the tarantulas so the turtles
 

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finally had enough and called to their friend the alligator.
 

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Seeing how the turtles with aid from the alligators gained a tactical advantage in their ground forces, the turkeys and flies called in for more aerial weaponry. They first called in for dive bomber seagulls to poop bomb them from above. Then they called in
 
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The dragonfly swarms. The flew in throwing old coils at the alligator which unfortunately did nothing to stop him from biting people's legs. So the dragonflies
 

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Started to throw French fries on the ground to attract more seagulls for more defense and it also brought in
 

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Scratch at their stinging eyes and bite anything within reach. The turkeys meanwhile
 

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Ran for the hills, so they could regroup. They also broke out their sub ohm tanks and made some serious cloud cover. But then...
 

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turkey as he made his way to the electronics section. Upon reaching his destination he was nearly trampled by looters taking one of the last...
 

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"Hey I saw that first!" He pecked the human till he dropped the playstation. Then the Turkey
 

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Turkey shooting ammo. The turkeys stopped the video gaming and remembered about the...
 

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Black Friday sale and the turtles, tarantulas, alligator, seagulls, dragonflies, flies and skunks waiting to mess up their shopping by
 

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Not letting them into the store. “Oh, no!”, they cried. “We can’t buy all the...”
 
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