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DogMan

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Hawkizefan

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Think I’ve turned a corner ...

Hope you’re feeling better.
Your shingles make my newly acquired plaque psoriasis seem trivial.
I’m a baby.

Last time I turned a corner.......I ended up going the wrong way on a one way street during rush hour with pissed motorists followed by a parade full of Shriners in mini cars doing donuts and going all zippy dippy back and forth in front of a long line of angry, spitting badgers......

My point was....glad you turned a corner. I’m sure you got that.
 

DogMan

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i get to find out what my blood pressure is just going about my day today

readings have been high in dr clinic, but he thinks i'ze just skeered of him

so i wore a thing for 24 hours, and get results today

i personally think the shingles just add to granny's sex appeal
 

Hawkizefan

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i get to find out what my blood pressure is just going about my day today

readings have been high in dr clinic, but he thinks i'ze just skeered of him

so i wore a thing for 24 hours, and get results today

i personally think the shingles just add to granny's sex appeal

Grannybears can make anything sexy.....even Giants baseball :p

Hope the blood pressure thingy works out for you. That’s about the only thing that is in range for me.
I think my blood pressure is good because I just don’t give a shiate about anything.
Hard to get anxious and upset when you just don’t care.
 

keithu2

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i get to find out what my blood pressure is just going about my day today

readings have been high in dr clinic, but he thinks i'ze just skeered of him

so i wore a thing for 24 hours, and get results today

i personally think the shingles just add to granny's sex appeal


I was borderline high the last time they checked.

Shingles won't stop a cougar . . . . :rolleyes:
 

Hawkizefan

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Need everybody rooting for my HAWKEYES tomorrow.
Mantra of the day is....”We don’t need no stinking Badgers”.......
We’ll take all the shingly cougars, but we don’t need no stinking badgers.

And lions need to chomp on the rodents.
We don’t need no stinking gophers either.
 

DogMan

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How many players are in an American football team?
I'm not terrible. But I think I could only root 3 or 4 in 1 day.

Keith has assets, I'm sure.
 

Merbear

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Need everybody rooting for my HAWKEYES tomorrow.
Mantra of the day is....”We don’t need no stinking Badgers”.......
We’ll take all the shingly cougars, but we don’t need no stinking badgers.

And lions need to chomp on the rodents.
We don’t need no stinking gophers either.
We don’t need no stinking Badgers!!!
Go Hawkeyes:)
 

keithu2

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HBD hawk

Just had an eye test. They are pretty bad. Actually have prescription for both distance and reading now.

Any thoughts on bifocals vs multifocals vs separate?

Ageing sucks.



I have bifocals for when I’m not wearing contacts. My eyesight is really bad and I’m way overdue for an exam.


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DogMan

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just got this reply to an email:


"Thank you for your e-mail!

Please contact Belgium Post for more information. We are Bulgarian Post.
Have a nice day!"
 

Hawkizefan

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just got this reply to an email:


"Thank you for your e-mail!

Please contact Belgium Post for more information. We are Bulgarian Post.
Have a nice day!"

That’s intriguing......
Cloak and dagger type shiat. And it’s Bulgarian.....or Belgium......so more intriguery.
Don’t know what you emailed them but in light of their reply...or lack of....I’d go on the offensive and hit them back with a profanity laced tirade directed at their nationality, location, physical appearance, hygiene, moms loose morals and would finish it off by calling them idgits.


Unless your email was of a religious nature....in which case I’d omit any hygiene barbs....but leave the stuff about their mom in it.

And don’t forget to call them idgits.
 

keithu2

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That’s intriguing......
Cloak and dagger type shiat. And it’s Bulgarian.....or Belgium......so more intriguery.
Don’t know what you emailed them but in light of their reply...or lack of....I’d go on the offensive and hit them back with a profanity laced tirade directed at their nationality, location, physical appearance, hygiene, moms loose morals and would finish it off by calling them idgits.


Unless your email was of a religious nature....in which case I’d omit any hygiene barbs....but leave the stuff about their mom in it.

And don’t forget to call them idgits.



Does this mean you’re feeling better?

FB says it’s Glows’ birthday.


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Hawkizefan

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Y’all have ONE chance to redeem yourselves for the pitiful cheering on of my HAWKEYES last weekend.
I expect more effort this week.....and no naps during the game...<<<sideways glare at grannybears>>>

This crap won’t be tolerated much longer........and I’m already tired of Hallmark and lifetime Christmas crap so don’t irritate me.
 

Hawkizefan

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Does this mean you’re feeling better?

FB says it’s Glows’ birthday.


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I feel ok....I guess.
I’ve been attacked by plaque.......psoriasis.
My hands are a mess....and a small patch on the back of my neck just above the hairline...and minor blurbs on my feet. Weird stuff just out of the blue.

Happy B-day Glow.....wherever you are.
 

keithu2

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Y’all have ONE chance to redeem yourselves for the pitiful cheering on of my HAWKEYES last weekend.
I expect more effort this week.....and no naps during the game...<<<sideways glare at grannybears>>>

This crap won’t be tolerated much longer........and I’m already tired of Hallmark and lifetime Christmas crap so don’t irritate me.


It’s the “Countdown to Christmas “!
Stop being such a Scrooge.



And, go Hawkeyes!


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keithu2

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I feel ok....I guess.
I’ve been attacked by plaque.......psoriasis.
My hands are a mess....and a small patch on the back of my neck just above the hairline...and minor blurbs on my feet. Weird stuff just out of the blue.

Happy B-day Glow.....wherever you are.


So far we have a shingly cougar and plaquey hawk’.

Next...


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DogMan

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Y’all have ONE chance to redeem yourselves for the pitiful cheering on of my HAWKEYES last weekend.
I expect more effort this week.....and no naps during the game...<<<sideways glare at grannybears>>>

This crap won’t be tolerated much longer........and I’m already tired of Hallmark and lifetime Christmas crap so don’t irritate me.
Maybe they need shingles?
 

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