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Hawkizefan

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:bliss:

convincing

You’re convincing.
That score seems lopsided.
Were both teams playing the same sport?
 

Hawkizefan

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I'm pretty cranky

Imagining
Hawk
Keith
Merbear
(3)
Nga
Firechick
Anyone I missed
(0.3)

Naked

On a camel

In the sahara desert

Nothing to be confused about

Now I get it.
Happy belated birthday by the way. You think the new advanced age has anything to do with the crankies?
Next comes “get off my lawn you damn kids/dogs/neighbors/butterfly’s/wind”....then the crankies ramp up.
On the bright side, they eventually subside. When you give up all hope and accept that your life is nearly over.....lol....
Naw...getting older rocks. You realize how little you actually knew when you thought you knew it all. You get to watch the youngers be stupid when they think they’re brilliant....you get to use terms like “whippersnappers”, which is awesome.....When you f@$k up, you get to blame your age...even when age had nothing to do with it...senior discounts...which you can take advantage of early cuz nobody wants to check your I.D. and embarrass your old ness....etc..etc...

Now back to this naked camel riding thing.
Whippersnappers would just jump to it all Willy-nilly with no planning and iffy results.
Us matures make plans, lists, maps and such to maximize the joy/embarrassment.

1 hump camel or 2.
Who gets shotgun (middle spot on a 2 hump camel...top of hump on a 1 humper)
Will there be refreshments.
Will Firechick actually participate, or is she
an actual whippersnapper.
Will any self respecting camel actually allow a Swede on board.

I’m up with this but can see all kinds of planning that needs to be done.

And is it obvious that I’m bored and have nothing to do right now. It’s raining and I’m stuck inside.
 

Hawkizefan

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aussies don't say whippersnapper

we say bugalugs
(pronounced bugger-luggs)

Not to nit pick (do aussies say nit pick?), but whippersnappers is universal.
But bugalugs is an awesome term. I’m calling my coworkers bugalugs tomorrow.

Not only am I bored and stuck inside with 3 dogs today, but I’m biding my time till college football kicks off in 3 weeks.
August is the looooooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggeeeeessssst month of the year.
 

DogMan

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All millennials are weed whackers.

Is grannybears still off the rocker?
I’m thinking whippersnappers and camel rides are right up her alley.
millenials are old school. They are 26 to 36 years old, or something

after them was iGen, and even they are graduating uni now

then generation next

i think there might be a newer one, but no one cares about preschoolers
 

Hawkizefan

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millenials are old school. They are 26 to 36 years old, or something

after them was iGen, and even they are graduating uni now

then generation next

i think there might be a newer one, but no one cares about preschoolers

My wife is a kindergarten teacher. She has taught for 32 years.
She says kindergarteners are becoming more difficult to deal with.
I told her that’s because their parents can’t figure out which bathroom they need to go into.

Screwed up parents beget screwed up offspring.
 

DogMan

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My wife is a kindergarten teacher. She has taught for 32 years.
She says kindergarteners are becoming more difficult to deal with.
I told her that’s because their parents can’t figure out which bathroom they need to go into.

Screwed up parents beget screwed up offspring.

Apparently iGen are rather conservative. Verging alt-right. Will be interesting reading what comes out, now they are entering workforce and research

But yeah, millenials are parenting young kids now, so the cycle goes...
 

Merbear

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Now I get it.
Happy belated birthday by the way. You think the new advanced age has anything to do with the crankies?
Next comes “get off my lawn you damn kids/dogs/neighbors/butterfly’s/wind”....then the crankies ramp up.
On the bright side, they eventually subside. When you give up all hope and accept that your life is nearly over.....lol....
Naw...getting older rocks. You realize how little you actually knew when you thought you knew it all. You get to watch the youngers be stupid when they think they’re brilliant....you get to use terms like “whippersnappers”, which is awesome.....When you f@$k up, you get to blame your age...even when age had nothing to do with it...senior discounts...which you can take advantage of early cuz nobody wants to check your I.D. and embarrass your old ness....etc..etc...

Now back to this naked camel riding thing.
Whippersnappers would just jump to it all Willy-nilly with no planning and iffy results.
Us matures make plans, lists, maps and such to maximize the joy/embarrassment.

1 hump camel or 2.
Who gets shotgun (middle spot on a 2 hump camel...top of hump on a 1 humper)
Will there be refreshments.
Will Firechick actually participate, or is she
an actual whippersnapper.
Will any self respecting camel actually allow a Swede on board.

I’m up with this but can see all kinds of planning that needs to be done.

And is it obvious that I’m bored and have nothing to do right now. It’s raining and I’m stuck inside.


No humping for me.....uh...that didn’t come out right....in not sitting on hump 1 or hump 2 (or hump 3 for that weird camel) if I RIDE shotgun I get to carry my shotgun too!

Doggie, love your post, and Hawkie your responses are awesome; thanks again for the giggles
 

Merbear

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I’m sorta back..,it’s been a long tough few weeks. I lost my mom on the 1st. She had stage 4 cancer, but what got her was pneumonia.
 

firechick

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Big hug for Merbear. Praying that your mother has found peace and you find comfort.

And what the hell, I'll go on the camel trip. When riding camels nekkid in the sand, it's probably a good idea to have a medic along. Which reminds me that you should never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the medic. *giggle*

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Hawkizefan

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Big hug for Merbear. Praying that your mother has found peace and you find comfort.

And what the hell, I'll go on the camel trip. When riding camels nekkid in the sand, it's probably a good idea to have a medic along. Which reminds me that you should never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the medic. *giggle*

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I’ve done things with a medical person that can’t be explained rationally....or morally....or legally.
Nekkid+sand=no biggie
Nekkid+camel=possible problems, regardless of camel hump count.

Bring some sammiches and low carb drinks....on ice.
 

glowplug

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Now I get it.
Happy belated birthday by the way. You think the new advanced age has anything to do with the crankies?
Next comes “get off my lawn you damn kids/dogs/neighbors/butterfly’s/wind”....then the crankies ramp up.
On the bright side, they eventually subside. When you give up all hope and accept that your life is nearly over.....lol....
Naw...getting older rocks. You realize how little you actually knew when you thought you knew it all. You get to watch the youngers be stupid when they think they’re brilliant....you get to use terms like “whippersnappers”, which is awesome.....When you f@$k up, you get to blame your age...even when age had nothing to do with it...senior discounts...which you can take advantage of early cuz nobody wants to check your I.D. and embarrass your old ness....etc..etc...

Now back to this naked camel riding thing.
Whippersnappers would just jump to it all Willy-nilly with no planning and iffy results.
Us matures make plans, lists, maps and such to maximize the joy/embarrassment.

1 hump camel or 2.
Who gets shotgun (middle spot on a 2 hump camel...top of hump on a 1 humper)
Will there be refreshments.
Will Firechick actually participate, or is she
an actual whippersnapper.
Will any self respecting camel actually allow a Swede on board.

I’m up with this but can see all kinds of planning that needs to be done.

And is it obvious that I’m bored and have nothing to do right now. It’s raining and I’m stuck inside.
You are a whippersnapper! I just read your post after I posted to DogMan. Great minds think alike? Good to see you hanging out around here. I seldom get by the old stomping grounds anymore, but I think of all of you with great fondness.

Still vaping with no plans to stop. I like it.

Still driving big trucks. I had my first major accident and totaled my truck in Wheeling, WV. All I can guess is that I hydroplaned (steer tires). Changed lanes to the right, truck refused to respond to the steering wheel and just kept going right until I took out a good stretch of guard rail...then went across the highway to end up in the left guard rail. No other vehicles involved (thank God), I walked away, literally and was then promptly fired. New job after some physical therapy.

That's probably all the news that is fit to print.

I vote for a 2 hump camel. I'll bring iced tea.
 

glowplug

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I’m sorta back..,it’s been a long tough few weeks. I lost my mom on the 1st. She had stage 4 cancer, but what got her was pneumonia.
So sorry for you loss. I can sympathize and I know how much it hurts. She is not hurting anymore and she is always with you. For me, the worst part is the impulse to pick up the phone and call her. So many times I will want to ask a question and she is the one with the answers. Thank God I have my sister to talk to. We still talk about her frequently and remember all the great times we had together. Each of us carries a little different information and it has been great to share what we remember.
 

Hawkizefan

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You are a whippersnapper! I just read your post after I posted to DogMan. Great minds think alike? Good to see you hanging out around here. I seldom get by the old stomping grounds anymore, but I think of all of you with great fondness.

Still vaping with no plans to stop. I like it.

Still driving big trucks. I had my first major accident and totaled my truck in Wheeling, WV. All I can guess is that I hydroplaned (steer tires). Changed lanes to the right, truck refused to respond to the steering wheel and just kept going right until I took out a good stretch of guard rail...then went across the highway to end up in the left guard rail. No other vehicles involved (thank God), I walked away, literally and was then promptly fired. New job after some physical therapy.

That's probably all the news that is fit to print.

I vote for a 2 hump camel. I'll bring iced tea.

Good to hear from you furry mama, and glad you walked from your accident.
Wheeling is a portal to hell and probably the reason for the accident.

If we only posted printable news this thread would be bare. Come by more often. It’s hard for me to keep all the knuckles in line by myself.
 

Hawkizefan

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hawkie, are you implying that mowing thongs and camels are NOT printable news?

Oh, hells no......
Those are printable and relevant.
I may have misspoke....everything we say in here is vital and should be seen and beheld by all.

It smells funny in here again.

My BRAVES took 2 of 3 from the dreaded dodgers.
Damn Cali teams are a scourge.:D
 

Merbear

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So sorry for you loss. I can sympathize and I know how much it hurts. She is not hurting anymore and she is always with you. For me, the worst part is the impulse to pick up the phone and call her. So many times I will want to ask a question and she is the one with the answers. Thank God I have my sister to talk to. We still talk about her frequently and remember all the great times we had together. Each of us carries a little different information and it has been great to share what we remember.

Hey Glowiest, glad you’re ok.

I’m hanging in there, thanks everyone.
 

Hawkizefan

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I called my mom before, during or after almost every Giants game... she and dad passed on the love of the game, and the team.

:hug:


Psssssst....
I was just tugging on your knickers about the “scourge” Cali teams.
We love the teams we love just cuz......hence my love for the lowly HAWKEYES.

Hang in there.
I’m thinking good thoughts for you and your family.
 

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