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jwill

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#Q
What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

I am an expert because I am not allowed within 50 yards of a playground (court orders and shit).

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You smell really pretty when you sleep. What is that lotion that you use before you turn out the lights.
 

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I am an expert because I am not allowed within 50 yards of a playground (court orders and shit).

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You smell really pretty when you sleep. What is that lotion that you use before you turn out the lights.
Ha ha ha
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#Q What would be the nicest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

I am an expert on this question, for I like to start shit and reminds me of the apprentices I had working for me... which I all named Petunia...well minus one guy... called him goober...even when I filled out his time card... Goober Valles


#A Hey Petunia!
 
#Q
What evil possessed Letitia to buy a voopoo pod last night?

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I'm an expert because I have a Voopoo pod - Drag 2 - and it's GREAT.

You were not demon-possessed. You were guided by the forces of light.

My only disappointment is - I'm sure if they'd taken a little time for thought they could've come up with a dumber name than Voopoo.
 
#Q You know the saying “throw ya hands in the air like ya don’t care”? why bother doing that if you don’t care?

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I am an expert because I had three (count 'em, THREE felonious stepsons) who constantly asked me for advice and then studiously avoided implementing any of it. I have done more than my share of hand-throwing.

Good question. I think the gesture means - this is no longer in my hands. Most of us don't have minions we can send to bring us a bowl of water and a towel so we can symbolically wash our hands like Pontius Pilate and most of us don't enjoy company at the bathroom sink - so hand-throwing came into vogue.
 

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#Q You know the saying “throw ya hands in the air like ya don’t care”? why bother doing that if you don’t care?

I am an expert because I don't give a shit.

A: Contrary to the statement of the person who supposedly doesn't care, this gesture is all for people who quite clearly DO care what other people think. If they truly didn't care, then they wouldn't be bothered that other people would think everything's hunky dory with them if they don't make some meaningless gesture in response to the actions of others, meant to express their disapproval and/or frustration.

If they didn't care, they'd just turn the TV on, or roll over and go back to sleep, or walk off, or take another bite of their pie.
 

KingPin!

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#Q You know the saying “throw ya hands in the air like ya don’t care”? why bother doing that if you don’t care?

I’m an expert because i found the answer on page 44 of the Haynes manual

A# it’s an inititation whiff ritual - it’s proves to your fellow “I dont carers” that you didn’t bother putting deodrant on this morning
 

KingPin!

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Q# is there any “real” word(s) that rhymes with Orange?...if so what is it
 
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KingPin!

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:giggle: ....can see you running this through your heads now Dorange, Lorange, Borange .....
 
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