Well, I been searching everywhere I ever shopped - and a few I thought of shopping - over the years. No Joy.
I gave up - I have a new, gold-color nano coming next week - ebay. Maybe I can acetone strip or citristrip it. I dunno, but it's the only game in town. (It'll still arrive before the goddamned Elfy - FT has pushed that back another 10 days - over the original 7 days I've waited for shipping).
I did stop at the local laugh-shop: no OBS, but they were willing to sell me a Zeus for $56 - bwahahahahaha.