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going the wrong direction.
 

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while texting his girlfriend after his wife found them out
 

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To think this all began, on the banks of the Mystic River, where
 

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Mortal man had only dreamed of the perfect vape. But one brave soul ventured foward and created the ultimate high fi stereo system and quickly sold the patent to
 

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immediately. Large factories filled with child laborers popped up all across the landscape
 

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But a big mistake was made by asking a certain well known company to help with manufacturing. But the well known company quickly stole the stereo design and began to
 

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produce a nearly identical clone at a much lower price than the original
 

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The good news is, you can buy the new stereo for only 3 easy payments of $19.95! And if you act now, you will get
 

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the amazing orange glo wood floor cleaner absolutely free, just pay separate shipping and handling
 

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or anything, but the old sheriff had seen the error of his ways and was now a man of the people
 

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elitist remarks from skinny people and pants costing too much
 

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Could the people not see this simple answer?
 

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The River rose up and gave everyone the eyesite to see the answer which was, Keep calm, vape and be taken way on the Magical Mistic River Tour! Suddenly, the planets started to realign and everyone started to
 

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Chant harmoniously, which Wonderland vape will be the adv for me?
 

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The reply was "none of them" of course, for this is the Mystic River
 

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the vape lounge to blow some more clouds with their mods and Mystic River juice
 

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So they were all left walking. After what seemed like an eternity, they finally approached a town
 

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As they approached they all checked their phones for vape shops and found none


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which were not needed since they were floating on a river of eliquid,
 

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So somebody grabbed a bucket and scooped up a bucket full of eliquid from the river they were floating on
 

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Thankfully Becky, with the big butt, had a solar charger in her purse.


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