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SirKadly

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I want...... someone I can laugh with, that doesn't mind my goofiness, that I can tell anything to, that would paint one of my toenails and crack up laughing with me until it hurt, that's intelligent, has a big heart and is my best friend. Hmmm Kadly, that's sound like YOU!
:inlove:
And I want someone that makes me laugh, that I can talk to about anything, that accepts me for who I am flaws and all, that enjoys having fun (being goofy:D) and is sweet and kind and caring. Someone like YOU Atcha!:blowkiss:
 

Eskie

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Ah, my system works! My passwords are now available without 4 guesses before I can log in somewhere. This screen is so much bigger than I remember. Probably from staring at a phone screen the last 10 days. I need to readjust it on my desk as it's giving me a headache. But it all works!

Have my trusty Engine back on top of my Therion and basking on the cloud. Now I have to be sure I don't set off the smoke detectors here. I guess I should get on a stool and see what kind are installed, as that would be an utter pain if they get tripped.
 

Whiskey

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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum
Not a vaper was posting, with an ounce of decorum
Falala and most, were lost in a fog
Kadly, that knave, had spiked our eggnog

The cotton was nestled, all snug on the deck
Or maybe Twas Rayon, we need a hand check!
Debadoo with her skillet, Hank with his Goon
Rixsta's light saber, we'll see Emmy's soon.

The stockings were hung on the chimney with care
hoping the June FastTech order, soon would be there
Then what to my wondering eyes should appear?
The REST of you Wompers, drinking up all my beer

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Cromwell beating Santa, with his own ladder
"Get Off My Lawn!" we could hear Bob shout
I don't NEED temp control, so get the fuck out!

Leave me in peace!, I told Doc Iguana
he said "Listen Up, Boit! I'll leave when I wanna"
"Hehe, check this out" as he showed the full Monty
NO, put THAT "gun" away! I scolded MikeConti

"We brought homegrown Roast Beast"
said Lannie and Dracon
Hank laughed, "Thats no feast!"
"I brought Tits filled with Bacon!"

Inspects, ever polite, while downing my beer
Said "Great Party!, I'll bring something next year"
NO DON'T! This is NUTS, I told dale
Just send me a damn card in the mail!

Out Andria, Kevin, Debby and Dave!
Out Lucy and Chopdoc and Morley (who gave)
Stuey and Kat, whats the rest of your names?
Anways, rhyming, I'm sick of these games.

It's the 3rd of December, and already too much
with shopping, decorating, commercials and such
Santa's outsourcing now, and fired EACH elf.
Merry Christmas you wompers, and GFY.
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OMFG!!!! You have to post this in it's own thread!!!!!!! DEWWWW it:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
 

Atchafalaya

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Ah, my system works! My passwords are now available without 4 guesses before I can log in somewhere. This screen is so much bigger than I remember. Probably from staring at a phone screen the last 10 days. I need to readjust it on my desk as it's giving me a headache. But it all works!

Have my trusty Engine back on top of my Therion and basking on the cloud. Now I have to be sure I don't set off the smoke detectors here. I guess I should get on a stool and see what kind are installed, as that would be an utter pain if they get tripped.
Yea it would. :eek:
 

Debadoo

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Woman want just as much sex as a man does, they just don't admit it like we do. The stuff that goes through a woman's mind would put us men to shame.
yeah I reckin a lot are that way

I have to sit here another hour before it's a legal spot good until Thursday.
oh that would make me crazy. Then again so would most everything about living in NYC, or any big city. I can't deal with that many people.

I want...... someone I can laugh with, that doesn't mind my goofiness, that I can tell anything to, that would paint one of my toenails and crack up laughing with me until it hurt, that's intelligent, has a big heart and is my best friend. Hmmm Kadly, that's sound like YOU!
Find me one too please. :D

Ah, my system works! My passwords are now available without 4 guesses before I can log in somewhere. This screen is so much bigger than I remember. Probably from staring at a phone screen the last 10 days. I need to readjust it on my desk as it's giving me a headache. But it all works!
Have my trusty Engine back on top of my Therion and basking on the cloud. Now I have to be sure I don't set off the smoke detectors here. I guess I should get on a stool and see what kind are installed, as that would be an utter pain if they get tripped
yay!! Glad things are settling down and you are settling in

OMFG!!!! You have to post this in it's own thread!!!!!!! DEWWWW it:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
I agree! that was soooooooo good!
 

Eskie

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Good morning wompers! Another sunny but cool day here. Only drawback (OK a few others) where I am now is it's so damn windy. I haven't lived in this area of the city for over 20 years and forgot about that which is very unpleasant in the winter. Still have a few more things to do around the apartment, but basically done. And my PC is up and running and I have a real keyboard and mouse. I like my phone and tablet, but not for lots of typing.

When I unpacked my stuff I noticed some dirt in it through the side PC window. Figured OK, a quick vacuum would be healthy. Popped off the side and found a bunch of spider webs inside.o_O That's taking a bug in the machine a little too far for me.
 

Atchafalaya

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Good morning wompers! Another sunny but cool day here. Only drawback (OK a few others) where I am now is it's so damn windy. I haven't lived in this area of the city for over 20 years and forgot about that which is very unpleasant in the winter. Still have a few more things to do around the apartment, but basically done. And my PC is up and running and I have a real keyboard and mouse. I like my phone and tablet, but not for lots of typing.

When I unpacked my stuff I noticed some dirt in it through the side PC window. Figured OK, a quick vacuum would be healthy. Popped off the side and found a bunch of spider webs inside.o_O That's taking a bug in the machine a little too far for me.
EEKS!!!!! I hate spiders. But unfortunately they just LOVE me!
Glad you're getting settled in. :)
Oh Croms, LOVE your avi!!!!
 

SirKadly

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Where ELSE would they might know these folks? The Womper Room, of course. Retired1's gonna LOVE it... ;)
Lol! I don't think that's quite what Whiskey meant, but I like it. Of course the poem includes numerous people who weren't regulars of that thread, so it may cause some confusion, but it is hilarious to see it over there.
 

Rixsta

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Sup Wompers, Happy belated Birthday @Lannie



Lol! I don't think that's quite what Whiskey meant, but I like it. Of course the poem includes numerous people who weren't regulars of that thread, so it may cause some confusion, but it is hilarious to see it over there.

It even bought me out of hiding over there too ;)
 
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SirKadly

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Sup Wompers, Happy belated Birthday @Lannie





It even bought me out of hiding over there too ;)
Ohhh, can you save that picture for February? I want her for my birthday!!!!:D

Ummm, what I mean if you read this darling @Atchafalaya is, ummm, I, errr............

Can someone throw me a rope so I can climb outta the great big hole I just dug?
 

Atchafalaya

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Well, I don't know what happened to my notifications. But I haven't been notified of new posts today. Guess I need to check out my settings.

Well, I did it. I made a doctor apt for tomorrow to get some ADHD (actually ADD) meds to see if that helps my concentration out. Since I quit smoking last year, I just haven't been able to get enough nicotine into my system during the day at work (can't vape here) to concentrate. So, we'll see what tomorrow brings. :)
 

Rixsta

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Ohhh, can you save that picture for February? I want her for my birthday!!!!:D

Ummm, what I mean if you read this darling @Atchafalaya is, ummm, I, errr............

Can someone throw me a rope so I can climb outta the great big hole I just dug?
You've dug so many you'll just fall into another one.

I'll get a picture for your birthday and I won't forget seeing as mine is in Feb too :)
 

Eskie

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Oh, happy birthday, Lannie. :stars::stars2:

So really my first full day of sitting at home, putting my feet up, making believe I really was accomplishing at work, and some solid vaping. And I did not trigger the smoke detectors. Yay! Tomorrow I can try my luck at even bigger clouds and see if my luck still holds.
 

Draconigena

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It's COLD outside!!!!!!!!!
You gotta be kidding. Cold? In Texas? The weather fornicators (I refuse to call them forecasters anymore because the stupid-ass computer puts out the forecast and the people don't even bother to look out the window and see that it is snowing and they tend to say, "You don't like our forecast? GFY!") said our low temp this morning would be 17F; it was actually 2F (that's -17C to you Rixy) and with a 40mph wind, that makes a wind chill of -32F (-37C) and we had to wade through snow drifts of about 1.5 feet just to get to the barn to milk the cow and feed/water the rest of the critters. Youse guyz doan kno what cold is.
I won't forget seeing as mine is in Feb too
OK, I'm 23 February 1949. So how many others here are Februa babies?
 

Rixsta

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We have a dancing Christmas tree that's funny, dancing Santa and a reindeer that plays the sax

Morning peeps, it's my Sons Christmas play today, he got the role of Joseph, bless him, then I'm off to the mother in laws to put her decks up and fit a unit under the sink.......hmmm, lets hope I ain't got to mess with the copper pipes, Emily is already nervous.

Talking of Emily, she is finding this new life difficult and regrets coming on here for a little rant, it's a big change for her but she has come around to the idea of an extension now, told her, I can move all the gaming stuff in there and free up the living room.

To be frank.........I find women hard to please :rolleyes:

Leg it..........

OK, I'm 23 February 1949. So how many others here are Februa babies?

I'm 21st Feb 1976

So really my first full day of sitting at home, putting my feet up, making believe I really was accomplishing at work, and some solid vaping. And I did not trigger the smoke detectors. Yay! Tomorrow I can try my luck at even bigger clouds and see if my luck still holds.

Glad your moving is done now, I'd still recommend the the Big baby with the T8 coil, 68w, I'm yet to find anything to match the flavor, the ease of vaping it, a solid contender for sure.
 
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Atchafalaya

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You gotta be kidding. Cold? In Texas? The weather fornicators (I refuse to call them forecasters anymore because the stupid-ass computer puts out the forecast and the people don't even bother to look out the window and see that it is snowing and they tend to say, "You don't like our forecast? GFY!") said our low temp this morning would be 17F; it was actually 2F (that's -17C to you Rixy) and with a 40mph wind, that makes a wind chill of -32F (-37C) and we had to wade through snow drifts of about 1.5 feet just to get to the barn to milk the cow and feed/water the rest of the critters. Youse guyz doan kno what cold is.

OK, I'm 23 February 1949. So how many others here are Februa babies?
Good gawd man. That's HORRIBLE!!! I would not be able to deal with that. I remember having to go and break the ice out of Max's water trough a few times a year when it froze. I don't think I could do that all winter!!!!!!
 

Eskie

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Glad your moving is done now, I'd still recommend the the Big baby with the T8 coil, 68w, I'm yet to find anything to match the flavor, the ease of vaping it, a solid contender for sure.

Yeah, it's on my list now that I have a new address to ship to. I was getting antsy when some stuff I ordered on 10/31 from Heaven Gifts arrived the day on before my move, 11/27. I thought it would end up getting caught in the bottomless Forward To department of the post office. Oh, and of course with the new FDA regulations, the whole bill to, ship to, has to match, as well as proving I'm really an adult and can buy this crap.

In other news, I have now gone through all my stuff and found not one broken item, a record for me with a move. I'm still trying to figure out where to put my car, as my parking spot will be illegal tomorrow morning from 8 to 9:30 AM. I know I'll end up throwing in the garage of my building, but I'm still choking on the bile rising from the monthly charge.
 

Lannie

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Good gawd man. That's HORRIBLE!!! I would not be able to deal with that. I remember having to go and break the ice out of Max's water trough a few times a year when it froze. I don't think I could do that all winter!!!!!!

We have heaters in all the water troughs, so we don't have to break ice. Besides, at these temps, it would be frozen all the way to the bottom in a few days. Last night (this morning) it was -4, tonight's low is supposed to be -8 and tomorrow night is supposed to be -6. The highest temperature in the next two or three days, counting windchill, will be zero. Right now it's -25 with the windchill. Hopefully, the wind is supposed to subside to the low teens (mph) by tonight, so it won't be quite so bad, but at -8 even a slight breeze is horribly cold. I'm having a real hard time getting the ditzy Dobie out for potty breaks. Yes, it can actually be too cold to pee. She just runs around in frantic circles and then sits right in front of me, shivering uncontrollably until I let her back in, WITH a full bladder. She'll eventually go, when she's uncomfortable enough, but it's all these fruitless, peeless trips outside that make me tired. And cold. I have a coat for her, but she hates it and won't move once I put it on her. She just stands there in the freezing wind, like a statue, when the coat's on. Stoopid dawg...

Oh, and thanks for the birthday wishes. :blowkiss:
 

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We have a dancing Christmas tree that's funny, dancing Santa and a reindeer that plays the sax

Morning peeps, it's my Sons Christmas play today, he got the role of Joseph, bless him, then I'm off to the mother in laws to put her decks up and fit a unit under the sink.......hmmm, lets hope I ain't got to mess with the copper pipes, Emily is already nervous.

Talking of Emily, she is finding this new life difficult and regrets coming on here for a little rant, it's a big change for her but she has come around to the idea of an extension now, told her, I can move all the gaming stuff in there and free up the living room.

To be frank.........I find women hard to please :rolleyes:

Leg it..........



I'm 21st Feb 1976



Glad your moving is done now, I'd still recommend the the Big baby with the T8 coil, 68w, I'm yet to find anything to match the flavor, the ease of vaping it, a solid contender for sure.

It was only a little bitty rant.
And I can see how living with you would be difficult ;)
 

Atchafalaya

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:confused:So why did they let you schedule the appointment?
I'm guessing money. Oh, and they couldn't schedule me with a psych. Said they weren't in our insurance "plan".
Heck they did not even know about ADD when I was a child.
They thought illness was caused by evil spirits.
Yea. I just got in trouble for daydreaming and not being "on task" all the time.
Now, I have to find a psych that takes our crappy insurance.
 

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