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Have to post this now for the steeping time is done by the old Transylvania method. You have to start the steeping process on the First Full Moon of September. September 16th of 2016. In that old Gothic Tradition to steep properly you must wrap the finished bottle in Aluminum foil first.

Next place it in a plastic bag that can be sealed tightly. Ensure most air is out of the plastic bag. Leave a little in it though. Now while the Moon is full place the plastic bag in the Toilet Tank part. You know where the water fills in. The plastic bag should float enough to keep it from causing issues when filling up with water and emptying. This will allow a constant mixing of the e-juice recipe.

Use on October 31 of any year. Now you know how this recipe got the name Toilet Water. I bet you are glad to learn a little bit of old Transylvania Gothic History. p.s. Not to be use at any other time of the year.
 

RatRacer

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Classic top tanker....
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"Glad to see you've brought your mirth and merriment to VU @Lucifer_Dreams. Welcome!

i'm a regular at FT.

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Why thank you. Believe it or not this recipe came to me by accident. I had a Chocolate recipe some of the above ingredients sitting around for about 6 months. It was in the earlier days before the invention of measurements. It was so thick that it looks as though someone would of scraped it out of a toilet. Hench the name. I added the above ingredients and a star was born. I was able to take the 6 month old bottle since it was so thick and break it down to 6 bottles which I gave to 6 friends that took them to Halloween parties. The fun part that the 6 friends who each had a total of 6 bottles that was 6 months old said that everyone asked what they were vaporing. They all said toilet water. Which as you except made people look at them strangely. The thing is that the smell was so chocolaty that people started to ask if they could try some of that toilet water. Before you know it a whole room was vaporing toilet water. That is why it is best to use it only one time a year and my favorite time of the year Halloween.
 

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It is good to be drunk before you know it, clap your hands and vapor on toilet water. Just a jingle I was dreaming about. Exit stage left.
 

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thats way too much shit to add as soon as I saw Unicorn vomit I almost gagged that shit is the second nastiest flavor i have ever seen after M-Type tobacco
 

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as soon as I saw Unicorn vomit I almost gagged that shit is the second nastiest flavor i have ever seen after M-Type tobacco

It probably just needs to be steeped in the toilet to bring out it's magic.
You didn't think of doing that?
 

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