Hi, I'm Jillybean and I love sweet colorful things!
Hi Belladona I'm just feeling my way around the site.Hi, I'm Jillybean and I love sweet colorful things!
You’ll definitely find lots of help, friendly members, and lots of information!Hi Belladona I'm just feeling my way around the site.
Hey welcome to the Vu
I don't have to run faster than that bear, only faster than you! The bear says yummyHuh, how about that? Not been called yummy before. Oh wait, once but I think he was being polite. No, not really been called yummy. I took my brain out to keep away. Wife tells me that I probably taste as nasty as I sometimes smell, and would be tough to chew.
Maybe I need to aspire to being yummy? Bet that comes in handy when you need to escape a Kodiak bear. "Ha! I'll toss an arm the opposite way and let you go gnaw it while I run the fuck away!" See? I can use my kidney, erm, gall bladder. The kid's got the skillz, sharper than a dull rock. Ha!
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meow meow to youHey welcome to the Vu
Might be dangerous feeling around here, Might want to do your feeling with the light on. Welcome to VU!Hi Belladona I'm just feeling my way around the site.
I don't have to run faster than that bear, only faster than you! The bear says yummy
Might be dangerous feeling around here, Might want to do your feeling with the light on. Welcome to VU!
That was the second best thing I've read this week! I may or may not need a new keyboard. Dr. Pepper hurts coming out of the nose.Did you see that purposely placed gopher hole?
I swear me and my younger both agree, we'll trip people or have trip holes dug out already. We're forward thinking like that. We still though can not figure out how to make f---ing pants. If we can do that we got world peace in the bag, everyone will want f---ing pants so they can join the global orgasmic orgy. We'll give them away free, up to three pairs per person.
That was the second best thing I've read this week! I may or may not need a new keyboard. Dr. Pepper hurts coming out of the nose.
Did you see that purposely placed gopher hole?
I swear me and my younger both agree, we'll trip people or have trip holes dug out already. We're forward thinking like that. We still though can not figure out how to make f---ing pants. If we can do that we got world peace in the bag, everyone will want f---ing pants so they can join the global orgasmic orgy. We'll give them away free, up to three pairs per person.
That's alright, the bears around here don't bite too hard, welcome to VU lots of good and friendly folks here, except for them bearsI don't have to run faster than that bear, only faster than you! The bear says yummy