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DogMan

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Hawkizefan

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I guess we’re kinda stupid :)

Whats this “we’re” crap....?????
I’m a BRAVES/HAWKEYES fan.....
Check it at the door sugar britches....
Life’s too short for mediocrity.....or slightly subpar mediocrity...or total mediocrity blended with full on denial...
Denial.....the breakfast of mediocre teams everywhere......


I’m Cleopatra.....the queen of denial.......




GO HAWKS.
 

Hawkizefan

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Sorry if that ^^^^^ came out kinda strong....
Getting my college football game face on......and my BRAVES haven’t self destructed after the break......yet.

But I stand whole heartedly with the sugar britches comment...just cuz I has some southern flair instilled in me...and that’s one of my favorites...and the hot hootchie mamas like it..... so I’m guessing grannybears liked it.....gooeyness.....
 

Hawkizefan

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haircut! mostly to tame my eyebrows

rawr, i turn 40 on the 9th next month, and i have every bit of extra hair you'd expect

rawrrrr

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Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
You’re a handsome dude.....(tame the caterpillars....they only get worse...lol....)

You’re so good looking I might have to start calling you sugar britches...if that’s okay with you....
 

Merbear

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Whats this “we’re” crap....?????
I’m a BRAVES/HAWKEYES fan.....
Check it at the door sugar britches....
Life’s too short for mediocrity.....or slightly subpar mediocrity...or total mediocrity blended with full on denial...
Denial.....the breakfast of mediocre teams everywhere......


I’m Cleopatra.....the queen of denial.......




GO HAWKS.

My Giants are on such a role I’m afraid to breathe...like 15-3 for the month. Many have been extra inning walk-offs.
 

Hawkizefan

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Hawk' would say that you need a John Deere' to cut the grass.
Tidy up a bit and you're good to go. Keep in mind that I have concrete and potted plants for a yard though . . .. :huh:

And more birds.....big birds....like emus and pterodactyls......and a bunny...but not a killer bunny like in the holy grail movie...more like a Cadbury type bunny.


And a statue.
 

Hawkizefan

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I was thinking a pink flamingo, but big birds and a bunny have more impact.

What about a garden gnome or one of those pee-pee fountains . . .. :idea:

A pee-peeing gnome fountain kills 2 birds wit.......hold it.
We need the birds......no bird killing.

I’m starting to think you and I have a knack for yard decorating.
Your thoughts on windmill structures with strobe lights.....playing operatic grunge music.
 

keithu2

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A pee-peeing gnome fountain kills 2 birds wit.......hold it.
We need the birds......no bird killing.

I’m starting to think you and I have a knack for yard decorating.
Your thoughts on windmill structures with strobe lights.....playing operatic grunge music.


Decorating, yes. Cleaning/maintenance, no thank you.
Windmills, strobes, and grunge are a go. Add a disco ball and some black lights and it will be over the top.
 

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