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gopher_byrd

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#Q Why do Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day? He was Irish, not American to name just one reason we shouldn't celebrate it.
I'm an expert since I drink beer. and whisky and...

#A It's as good of an excuse as you're going to get to drink beer. Everyone is Irish on St Paddy's day!
 

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#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?
I am an expert as I have enjoyed this expert challenge with the rest of you expert squirrels, cats, dogs, and varmint.

#A As in life, anytime she feels like finishing it with complete disregard for time, time zone, day, week, month, or your mental state.
 

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#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?

I am an expert because I know some people in Oz.

A: It cannot finish, @JuicyLucy has missed her chance, because one of the participants lives in a place where it is already TOMORROW.

OMG!!! It can NEVER END!!! We are gonna be here at 108 years old asking silly questions, with @The Cromwell still emoting an alien, being all creepy over there in the corner.

By the way, A RODENT IS A VARMINT. What izzamadda widyu?
 

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Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?

I am an expert because I have a mind like a steel trap!

A: Did y'all sneak some more questions in here while I was answering that other question?

I know how y'all are. I been reading the Mixing Challenge thread. Y'all sneaky, just pretending to be nice and funny, when in all reality, y'all just hostile, plottin' and schemin' and tryin' to make me all confused.

My favorite part is saying absolutely any crazy shit that comes into my head. Thank you very much, all you loverly peoples. :)
 

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I am an expert because "I want to believe".....

A# No, not until I learn to line in the fourth dimension. Till then, in the words of a great philosopher
"Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" :bliss::vino:

Eric Idle is a great philosopher? Wait, was I sleeping?
 

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I am an expert because this is my challenge

#A The challenge will end late afternoon sometime Alaska Standard Time - it is 7:36 a.m. as I post this
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I am an expert because I have a mind like a steel trap!

A: Did y'all sneak some more questions in here while I was answering that other question?

I know how y'all are. I been reading the Mixing Challenge thread. Y'all sneaky, just pretending to be nice and funny, when in all reality, y'all just hostile, plottin' and schemin' and tryin' to make me all confused.

My favorite part is saying absolutely any crazy shit that comes into my head. Thank you very much, all you loverly peoples. :)
:blech::devil:
 

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As long as you " cut down trees, you wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra".

You mean a bra-er, right? LOL Run away, Run away! Oh wait, I'm gettin confused again! Bridget, get that, will you?
 
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